The Ramskeller should at least serve beer at noon cuz the regulars need to have a cold one with their lunch!
A TA from my bug class (who has degrees in sociology and socianatomy) told us that our red converse-wearing professor is trying to take over the world by teaching spiders to become ninjas! Or at least, that's what I think he said. I might not have really been paying attention…
If I see anyone smoking anywhere, I would tap him or her lightly on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and say, "NO" in a low and firm voice – the way I would to a puppy that is eating poop.
Why on earth does the college insist on turning on the air conditioning when it is 40 degrees outside?!
Is it really so difficult to make the cookies in Braiden's dining hall edible (i.e. SOFT)? Last time I checked, cement was not a primary (nor even secondary) ingredient in cookie recipes. It's very emotionally draining going through a quasi-existential crisis every time I walk past the dessert table vainly searching for a semi-not-hard cookie!
P.S. I sincerely apologize to anyone who has attempted to eat a cookie after I tested each and every one for softness…
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.