Ram Talk

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Jan 192006
 
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In one of my classes today they said we'll learn everything we need to know about insects. I hope they tell me how to stop the legions of spiders that have found their way into my room. I swear they're like freaking ninjas!

To the people who talk crap about the people walking next to them: WE HEAR YOU!

I don't know why people don't like stalkers. Making a hair doll takes time and dedication. Plus it is always good to go through life knowing there is someone right behind you with everything you do. They may not be real people, but I think stalkers serve a purpose. So be nice, give them a cookie once in awhile…

Is it summer yet?

If you have a "Respect Life" license plate does that mean you are vegan?

To the smoker who believes in their freedom and who also thinks I won't "smell awful by walking next to one," You're wrong. Because you've killed your nasal passages, you can't tell when the stale smell of cigarette smoke attaches to your clothing. But we non-smokers DO. And for someone who gets a headache by walking ahead, behind or to the side of smokers, it kind of kills my day. I understand you have your freedom, but it's really crimping my style.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

I really love the snow, even though I know the chance of CSU having a snow day is basically zero.

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