10. Their own video game, because nothing is cooler than going to Blockbuster and seeing a little kid renting you.
9. A king sized signing bonus, wrapped in incentive laden packaging
8. A get out of jail free card for those individuals who get caught egging their coach's house.
7. A mansion, Mercedes, yacht and vacation house; wait, they don't need to go looking for that.
5. An endorsement deal with Nike, American Express or Buick; that's why they dressed up like Tiger Woods.
4. A championship, because as good as M&M's are, there is nothing sweeter then victory.
3. An invitation to be on ABC's Dancing with the Stars; perfecting a celebration dance is a key to endorsement deals down the line.
2. A buy one get one free coupon to the jeweler, because bling bling is always better in bulk.
1. Performance Enhancing "Arthritis Cream", a Barry Bond's favorite.