I'll certainly be sleeping easier now that Angie Paccione has revealed the best-kept secret in the universe, "In fact, Jesus was a Democrat."
He was? I may not have the kind of direct access to time machines and ancient historical figures that Paccione apparently does, but I was under the impression that one of the main reasons Jesus has drawn such a following throughout the ages is that he was entirely apolitical. He reached out to ALL the hippy liberals, war-mongering conservatives and just plain regular folks of his time. And he was willing to die a humble death rather than formulating a powerful "platform" to destroy his enemies.
Thanks, Paccione, for furthering our "culture of partisanship" with your arrogant mingling of church and state. Isn't this just what the president is criticized for doing?
psychology and creative writing double major