Apr 182005

To the person wondering what the smell is outside Clark C, remember that Clark C is right next to the Eddy Building – home to philosophy and speech communication majors. That smell is the decay of hope they once had for a successful career. Signed, a graduating philosophy major.

The Oval is just a roundabout on steroids.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I've never heard of medicinal alcohol. Discuss.

Anyone who is on Nickelodeon's "Guts" or "Double Dare," you are my hero. I love Mike O'Malley.

I think products with French translations under the English words are classy.

President George W. Bush: Working for the American people at election times because he has to and for corporations all the time because he wants to.

Does anyone else besides me notice that people are staring at themselves in the mirrors at the gym more than they are actually working out??

To all you men in the PINK SHIRTS: Don't listen to them, they don't know any better.

You look hot, fashionable and confident. Keep up the good work. -An admiring woman

My roommate hasn't woken up in … 42 hours. I hear him snore and move around, so I know he's alive. Should I be concerned?

Ag students shouldn't have to take calculus!

I'm weary of people who refuse to recognize the influence of Machiavelli on

Shakespeare. The first step to understanding this connection is admitting that there is one.

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