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To certain guys at the rec center: Please don't try to speed up when I pass you on the track. There's no shame in being slower than a girl, just in refusing to admit it. Thanks.

I think it would be really cool if our arms were attached to our heads. I'd probably be able to dunk a basketball then.

To the guy whining about paying 37-cent postage for voting: Think about what you are saying. You want mailmen to work for free rather than you getting off your lazy butt and walking or driving to the polling place? Come on.

I'd like to give a shout out to all my gnarbots. Keep it Gnar!

 

Qdoba, can a brother get a real scoop of chicken please? Thanks.

Last time I checked, Kerry/Edwards, oh yeah, came in second place. Those bumper stickers must be on there pretty good. I know he's cute and everything but it's time to swallow the truth.

– I love lamp.

– Brick, do you really love lamp or are you picking things around the office and saying you love them?

– I love lamp.

To the person who thinks long-term marijuana use makes you stupid: I'm a grad student with a 3.9 GPA in a math-intensive program, and I've been smoking pot heavily for a decade. You're stupid for thinking 56 percent of the students are long-term users. Lighten up, bud.

It really can ruin your day when you go shopping and get a cart with bad wheels, especially when you are looking forward to shopping.

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