Mar 302005

I am inviting all you ladies to come to a dance this Friday. It is in the Cherokee Park Room of the LSC. I don't want to be the only guy there so I guess you guys can come too.

Let's look at the facts: During my two-year tenure in ASAP concerts, we brought the Pat McGee Band, O.A.R., 311, Gov't Mule, and Hoobastank to campus. Since I left two years ago, we've had one small Black Eyed Pea concert in the ballroom? Sad days….

I think Dale Layer is the one who needs to pack his bags and get out of town before more players end up transferring. Good luck to Stephen Verwers and Phillip Thomasson. Hopefully you kick ass wherever you end up playing.

I hate those people that can never get off their cell phones. They're always yap, yap, yapping away.

To whoever stole my back tire and the part that connects the handlebars to the rest of the bike: WHO DOES THAT? P.S. I saw you and followed you home. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep, and I swear to everything holy your mother will cry when they see what I've done to you.

Breast implants, $6000.

A tummy tuck, $4000.

A girl that can actually smile and be happy … priceless.

Props to Chris and Nicholette. I could care less about CSU politics, but "Vote for Pedro" cracks me up every time I see it. Unfortunately I still don't care enough to get out there and vote, but if I trip and fall into a ballot box you can be sure your name will fall in.

I just wanted to point out that the people working for SAFER are being paid $420 to run around campus all day trying to get you to sign their petition. If you are for or against the petition, just know they have other motives.

If these Marijuana SAFER people really want to be fair, moral and want to save lives, maybe we should make both of these dangerous drugs as punishable or more than marijuana is now! I think it is just a bunch of potheads trying to justify their actions!

Why do guys name their willies? So that 95 percent of their decisions aren't made by strangers. From two disgusted but not surprised females

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