Mar 242005

The other day I skipped a rock 13 times. I rule.

Parking next to a Toyota Prius and Honda Insight today made me realize that they are quite possibly the ugliest things on the road. Agreed?

To the freshman with the Kerry/Edwards signs still in dorm room windows, they lost. You may want to take them down and get on with your life.

What is up with the popped collars? Do you guys not realize how stupid you look?

Trish, I can't believe some guy who might be my cousin smeared a hot cookie in your face over Spring Break, not to mention the same night I got a drink thrown in mine … honestly, who uses a hot cookie as a weapon?

Who said it's a girl who likes guys named Pooky?

Is it just me, or is Brice Particelli like THE HOTTEST writer ever?

I fail to see how bunnies can lay eggs of chocolaty goodness.

I am a 5'7" natural blonde with a 36-24-36 figure. Catcalls and long stares are part of a normal day. I am pro-life and saving myself for marriage … my boyfriend of eight months thinks THAT'S HOT. Did you ever think that maybe the best girls with the most to offer have something worth saving for marriage?

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? … Forget about it.

My roommate says I'm a nerd for listening to Neil Diamond's "Coming to America" during the flight back from Sydney to Los Angeles, and for listening to "The Land Down Under" song on my way to Australia. I say, whatever dude, the songs were perfect for the moment!

Only in America can you count on two things to be in the news EVERYDAY-Michael Jackson and the number of soldiers who have been killed in Iraq.

To the guy who was playing his harmonica Wednesday night near the rec center: That's Hot!!

To the boy who commented on pro-life, saving-themselves-for-marriage women; Have you every thought that they say this so they don't have to sleep with YOU?? Stop being a sore lose because you can't get any.

~From two, sexy, pro-life, marriage-waiting women

To the jerks who ate all my birthday cake: Seeing as I only got one piece before you a-holes stole it and ate it all, I don't even want the container anymore. What kind of people steal someone's birthday cake and polish it all off without the birthday boy?

Shouts out to all of you who can actually finish the crossword and who don't blame the writer for making it too hard when you can't … True college material! And I think Andrew Cundiff is sexy!

I love Sullivan's and their waitresses!! Officially the unofficial hottest wait-staff this side of the Mississippi.

My teacher used the word "anal" today and it made me laugh.

How come girls go out with jerks but give no love to the Irish?

If you can't tell liberals and conservatives apart by arbitrary appearance, just use this trick: The ones with sticks up their butts are conservatives.

To the charming gentleman who so eloquently accused all feminists of being ugly, I just have one question: How are you enjoying being single? 'Cause I'd get used to it if I were you. Sincerely, a hot feminist

I think it's always a good idea to carry around two sacks. That way when someone says "Hey can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, I got these sacks."

You know what I miss? Those gerbils in the Quiznos commercials! They were so cool!! … Eat Quiznos subs, they are good for you, they have a pepper bar!!!! UMM good TV!

Was the front page of The Dish a joke? If the Collegian wants to be respectable publication, the editors need to grow up and not be so self-absorbed.

How cool is Eagle Drive? David Hasselhoff in the third season of "Knight Rider" cool! So that's pretty cool. And sweet. And maybe tight, but cool and sweet are good enough anyways.

I think if you are a girl named Ivanna, you should avoid marrying a guy named Andy Singanddance. Unless you want to sing and dance, then it just makes sense. Cause guys named Andy need a girl who can cut it up.

Finally, after five years of going to school here at CSU, we have a Wells Fargo ATM. No more late fees!

I have long hair, a big beard, I dress like a hobo, and I don't bathe. I'm a staunch conservative.

It's come to my attention that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle!

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