Mar 012005

The angle of repost depends on both the type of material and its water content. Dry sand forms low mounds, but if you moisten the sand, you can build steep, delicate towers.

The person who is complaining about the bikes getting away should try this: Ride your bike to campus and see how hard it is. You're probably the same person who is complaining about the parking situation at CSU. Ride your bike and it won't bother you.

Daniel Thomas Hallford is actually the best boyfriend ever. He brought me a picnic lunch in the Clark Building yesterday. I don't know any other boyfriend who would do that.

With an attitude like yours, you'll wind up hurting somebody. Never forget that driving is a privilege, not a right, and your vehicle is a deadly weapon. This leads me to the idea that perhaps us bicycle riders need to start carrying arms to defend ourselves against dangerous and aggressive automobile drivers, such as yourself. Get over that few-second wait, and get a grip on yourself.

Congratulations Danielle on getting into the school of apparel design! Also, remember that time we saw those turtles doing it in the Albuquerque zoo? That was funny!"

Okay, is anybody else sick of people whining about "The Da Vinci Code"? It's a good read, it's thought provoking, it's FICTION. Get over it.

Will Van Teylingen has a girlfriend??? Go Will!

The only explanation for bachelorette Jen Scheft is that she a full-blown lesbian. Jerry is the hottest specimen to walk this earth and Andrew Firestone is a close second.

I've got nothing to do today but smile … and here I am, the only living boy in New York.

Hotness of CSU girls: 4/10

Hotness of CSU girls if they smiled at least once a week: 10/10

I think that girls who are now wearing miniskirts and Ugg boots when it is 20 degrees outside are idiots… But wait! … Maybe they are smart because they wear the boots to keep warm! Geniuses!

Do monkeys really throw their poo at you?… Cuz if they do … I'm not sure if I want to try to pet one anymore.

I would like to say to the person who bashed the Greek system, please do your research next time and you will notice that the All-Greek GPA is higher than the all-university GPA. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it! P.S. Don't you have anything else better to do?

CISCO! You are the best CISCO that WE have ever met. Hope that you are having a great day!

Let's get something straight. Country music is about as cool as that mullet you're sporting. And, all you're doing by jamming out that junk at the rec center is making a fool out of yourself and pissing everyone else off in the process.

I'm so glad that I go to college to learn about such things as what fiction means – a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact. Thanks, Tyler Wittman, I would have never figured that out on my own.

So this Will Van Teylingen… does he teach a "best boyfriend 101"? If so, where can I sign mine up?

You know those cement strips running alongside the streets and cutting through the campus lawns? Those are called "sidewalks," and their general purpose is to traffic students in a swift manner in order to get to their classes on time. Coming to a sudden halt in the middle of these sidewalks to stand and chat with a group of friends often hinders this delicate process. Mooooove!

If I were a bubble, I wouldn't be around very long.

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