Feb 272005

It makes me sad that people have turned Ram Talk into a venue to express their obnoxiously bloated egos and start petty arguments with people. Especially about the size of their stupid cars! Ahh!! Who really cares?! Grow up, people! Or at least say something worthwhile, please.

Got a glass for your waddle?

The only reason that Keanu Reeves looked good in that trench coat in "The Matrix" is because he's already good looking and it was tailored for his athletic form. The same goes for all you girls that think that just because you dress like J-Lo, Beyonce or Paris Hilton, you don't look ridiculous.

I drive a large truck and have no trouble parking it straight. It just seems that a lot of other truck drivers are either lazy or poor drivers. I do have a few friends that think that driving a truck gives them the right to take up two parking spots. They give us all a bad name.

Eric Prydz's "Call On Me" is the greatest song and music video ever made.

No pants day is May 6! Mark your calendars! www.nopantsday.com

I sometimes wish I had a laptop computer so I could sit in class checking my e-mail and playing on the Internet like the guy who sits in front of me in Bioethics. Yep, cause that's not annoying or distracting at all.

You know, I don't always get your jokes. And to be honest, I don't think it's always me.

"America… just a nation of two hundred million used-car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." Hunter S. Thompson RIP. One of the greatest writers of our time.

Girls that wear pajama pants to class and a fitted shirt are hot.

You guys are SLEEPY and BORING. I'm just gonna take my buffet of lies somewhere else.

People shouldn't be talking about guys playing basketball at the recreation center. There's something much better to talk about, like all the hot custodial girls there. You all rock my world.

There's a very good chance I took out a cameraman when I stormed the court tonight.

What … is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Wow, the Greeks managed a 2.8 GPA! Sign me up! I know that they have only the most difficult majors like engineering, math, chemistry and computer science.

I just saw a jet plane … but I don't think it saw me.

What's the deal with Chinese restaurants not having big stone lions out front?

I just realized today that I have thousands and thousands of friends.

My professor just told me "Mary had a little lamb, and boy were the doctors surprised."

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