Topic 1: After being traded to the New York Giants, Eli Manning,
America’s new crybaby athlete, hopes to compete for the starting
quarterback position. Does he deserve such an honor?
Baker: A rookie QB should sit the bench the first year and learn
Bondy: The Giants are paying a lot of money to get this guy. He
needs the experience so I say put him in there.
Baker: Guys like John Elway, Troy Aikman, and Terry Bradshaw
proved that great quarterbacks need time to develop.
Bondy: Guys like Eli’s brother Peyton proved that you don’t.
Peyton passed for over 3,700 yards and threw 26 TDs his rookie
Baker: What a ridiculous argument. Next topic!
Topic 2: Sticking with the football news, some hometown guys
were picked in the NFL draft this past weekend. Who has a better
chance of making a roster?
Bondy: I’m pulling for Bradlee because there’s no way I can root
for a guy who’s going to Philly. Go Cowboys!
Baker: Dexter has a way better chance of playing. The Broncos
should’ve used their picks more wisely.
Bondy: CSU is turning into a farm team for the Broncos nowadays.
Bradlee and Cecil Sapp can have a little reunion.
Baker: Props to Andre Sommersell for getting drafted, although
I’m a Raider hater.
Topic 3: We’re already bored with the NBA playoffs. Since they
moved the beginning rounds to a 7-game format, a league already
lacking viewership has plummeted even more. What should the NBA
Baker: The only thing that ever mattered was the NBA Finals.
Fast forward through the rest and wake me up.
Bondy: Are the playoffs still going on? I’ve got a simple
solution to everything.
Baker: Let me guess? You want to contract basketball, too?
Bondy: No. I think they should make the playoffs like the NCAA
Final Four Tournament.
Baker: There aren’t enough teams.
Bondy: Use the same amount of teams. Single elimination.
Playoffs are done in a week.
Baker: You’re a genius.
Topic 4: It’s a toss up. Who is the better Hilton? Paris or
Bondy: Probably Nikki.
Baker: Are you kidding me? Paris. Have you seen the
Topic 5: The Nuggets face a 3-1 deficit to the T’Wolves after
losing Game 4 84-82. Is there any hope left for Denver to win the
Bondy: They’re done. Overmatched and outplayed.
Baker: If Melo (two points on 1-of-16 shooting) plays better,
the Nugg-puppies will take it to seven.
Bondy: Melo’s had one good game this series, he looks tired, and
he’s probably pissed about the rumors concerning him and Christina
Baker: Yeah, but I would go out with her.
Closing Statement: Hats off to Pat Tillman, not just a great
athlete, but a great man who turned down money to fight for our
country. This man should be thought of with the highest regard and
be a symbol for those to respect and admire.
That’s it boys and girls. We’ll try to do better the next